The nature of good government is to uphold the importance of obedience to higher authority. In this case, The European Commission, The European Parliament and The State of Europe.

Without a strong government structure, the European continent would collapse into individualism and as a proud European, that is something I do not want to see.

While some rugged individualists may say that the political definition of a free society is, "the absence of physical coercion", I say that government force is necessary in order to bring about a fair and obedient society.

If we want to achieve our great European vision, we can not allow a few single minded individuals, going against the grain, to claim that their life and property belong to them and not The State of Europe.

That is where my job comes in and I am determined to keep all EU citizens in line in accordance with the new EU Constitution. My education as a dominatrix, combined with a degree in sociology, has been excellent training for this task and this brings me on to my favourite subject, Taxation.

The importance of taxation is quite self - evident.

Without taxation how would we finance the government offices and departments within the European Union? How would we finance the salaries for the Commissioners and Politicians? How would we redistribute private property to those people we think deserve it?

We can not permit private business and the consumer to redistribute wealth democratically by way of free market capitalism. The "voluntary exchange of value for value for mutual profit" is simply unfair because politicians would have no control over it.

Tell a friend about this page: Opens your e-mail application

All caricatures/names portrayed in this satirical web site are fictitious and any resemblance to persons either living or dead is purely coincidental. Unauthorized reproduction of any part of this web site without permission of the author is prohibited by law.  ©DSAM 2008