When I was a young student, I craved power.
Whether in the fields of business, industry, science,
or the arts, I was always disturbed by the inequality
of ability and lack of controls over the most
productive individuals in society.
As someone who does not possess wealth creating
abilities, I decided, as a true humanitarian, that I
would seek to correct the unfairness of nature by
becoming a political philosopher.
After my years of study at some of Europe's leading
Universities, I concluded that the best way to resolve
the inequalities of our world
is to ignore the influence philosophy has on human
psychology and preach that humanity is evil by nature
and can not be trusted to be benevolent towards others
without government force.
I decided that there is such an entity as "society"
and that individual success is not important. It is
the success of a collective as a whole, (whether a
race, a class, a nation, or super-state), that must be
upheld as the sole purpose and justification of human
existence.
I ignored all those heartless individualists who
claimed that man is
not a robot predestined to malevolent behaviour and
that "service
to others as the moral justification of human
existence" is slavery.
Collective rights are more important than individual
rights.
I foresaw the need for a political union of Europe
united by an EU Constitution, a European Parliament
and a single currency, which would uphold the
philosophical purpose of government: to rule.
People must be made to realise that their life and
property do not belong to them but to the European
collective as a whole.
Taking into account that sense perception is invalid,
that intellectual certainty is impossible and that
reality is just an illusion, it is essential that all
EU citizens support my vision of Europe so that we can
create a truly homogeneous and obedient super State
with unearned wealth for all!