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Philosophy Dr Emmanuel Goebbels-Kant - EU Commissioner for Political Philosophy

Dr Emmanuel Goebbels-Kant

When I was a young student, I craved power.

Whether in the fields of business, industry, science, or the arts, I was always disturbed by the inequality of ability and lack of controls over the most productive individuals in society.

As someone who does not possess wealth creating abilities, I decided, as a true humanitarian, that I would seek to correct the unfairness of nature by becoming a political philosopher.

After my years of study at some of Europe's leading Universities, I concluded that the best way to resolve the inequalities of our world is to ignore the influence philosophy has on human psychology and preach that humanity is evil by nature and can not be trusted to be benevolent towards others without government force.

I decided that there is such an entity as "society" and that individual success is not important. It is the success of a collective as a whole, (whether a race, a class, a nation, or super-state), that must be upheld as the sole purpose and justification of human existence.

I ignored all those heartless individualists who claimed that man is not a robot predestined to malevolent behaviour and that "service to others as the moral justification of human existence" is slavery.

Collective rights are more important than individual rights.

I foresaw the need for a political union of Europe united by an EU Constitution, a European Parliament and a single currency, which would uphold the philosophical purpose of government: to rule.

People must be made to realise that their life and property do not belong to them but to the European collective as a whole.

Taking into account that sense perception is invalid, that intellectual certainty is impossible and that reality is just an illusion, it is essential that all EU citizens support my vision of Europe so that we can create a truly homogeneous and obedient super State with unearned wealth for all!

NEGATE YOUR SELF FOR EUROPE!



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