The ideal mind is balanced and unquestioning.
One should not burden each day with decisions which
can be made for us by politicians and academics.
Instead we should concentrate on more important things
like skin care and organic vegetables and the wonders
of the ancient mystical east.
There is nothing more important than one's physical
appearance if one wishes to live a happy life and have
a spiritual mind.
Our existence here on earth is just the first step to
the next world after we die, so it is not necessary to
worry about politics or philosophy.
That is why I have created a universal diet and
exercise programme for all Europeans to practice on a
daily basis, which not only keeps our European bodies
in shape, but also lifts the mind to a higher
spiritual dimension.
This programme has been approved by the European
Commission and will be implemented universally by
order of EU Directive 223/asz/687B, in order that
everyone can benefit from this exercise routine on a
daily basis.
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