The following is a list of Official upcoming social/political activities scheduled by the European Commission and the European Parliament:

• Ball for the EU Commissioner's Benevolent Fund.

• European Commission Inter-Department Ice Dance competition.

• EU Commissioner's luncheon, with guest speaker, President Fidel Castro, on "How best to live off the efforts of others by force".

• EU Youth League Choral Society, Songs to Celebrate Unity.

• Party to celebrate the opening of the New Wing of The Sir Neil Kinnock Building.
(Only EU Commissioners and friends/family/mistresses are invited).

• Lecture by Emmanuel Goebbels-Kant on the importance of non-objective relativism and how the EU can benefit from a non-objective philosophy.

• "Haters of Humanity" Environmental Lobby Group Lecture on why The State Of Europe must be subordinated to the Spotted Willow Dart.

• The EU Business Supports Subsidies Society, annual luncheon. Hosted by Sir Leo Pillock.

• Marina Funkie-Heidi's yearly conceptual art performance of "Life as an insect".

• EU Commissioner's Honorary Lecture, by President Robert Mugabe, entitled "Why I crave obedience from others and demand the unearned".