As a lover of nature, I sink into utter despair when I see all the terrible damage done to our planet by human scientific and industrial progress. If only we could return to the days of primitive man, free from big business and pollution.

As the EU Commissioner for Environmental Love, my concern is with the welfare of our European skies, trees, wild mammals and insects. We must not sacrifice nature to human progress.

Even though we know that human health and life expectancy has improved and increased enormously since the industrial revolution, I still believe that there should be complete spiritual harmony between humanity and with mother nature, (the type of higher spiritual dimension I experience when smoking cannabis for my backache).

Many scientists assert that human survival depends upon man's success at production, without which man would be reduced to the diseases and poverty of the middle ages. We do not agree.

Life without technology and machines would not necessarily be a terrible ordeal for humanity..... and even if it that were the case, isn't it about time we were punished for what we have done to mother earth?

It is not actually the whole of humanity that is to blame for the state of the planet. It is the scientists and businessmen who are responsible.

We environmental campaigners are not necessarily opposed to scientific and industrial progress as such, just when progress is at the expense of nature.

And this is why EU environmentalists must have control over the means of production. Scientists and businessmen must must realise that their duty is to serve the welfare of the whole of nature, not just humanity. It is the duty of scientists and businessmen to come up with the solutions and we will make sure they comply.

Ignore those critics who say that there is no evidence that global warming is the result of the burning of fossil fuels or that pollution is a technical problem and not a political one. Pollution is politics. That is why I became an environmentalist, my love of nature exceeds my love of humanity.

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