As
a lover of nature, I sink into utter despair when I see all the terrible
damage done to our planet by human scientific and industrial progress.
If only we could return to the days of primitive man, free from big
business and pollution.
As the EU Commissioner for Environmental Love, my concern is with the
welfare of our European skies, trees, wild mammals and insects. We must
not sacrifice nature to human progress.
Even though we know that human health and life expectancy has improved
enormously since the industrial revolution, I still believe that there
should be complete spiritual harmony between humanity and mother nature,
(the type of higher spiritual dimension I experience when smoking cannabis
for my backache).
Those who claim that man is not causing Climate Change assert that human
survival depends upon man's success at production, without which man
would be reduced to the diseases and poverty of the middle ages.
We do not agree.
A life without technology and industrialization would not necessarily
be a terrible ordeal for humanity..... and even if it that were the
case, isn't it about time we were punished for what we have done to
mother earth?
It is not actually the whole of humanity that is to blame for the state
of the planet. It is the free-market and businessmen who are responsible.
We environmental campaigners are not necessarily opposed to scientific
and industrial progress as such, just when progress is at the expense
of nature.
People must be made to realise that their duty is to serve the welfare
of the whole of nature, not just the EU. It is the duty of every citizen
to uphold the ideal of sacrifice - sacrifice for the sake of the environment,
sacrifice as moral duty, sacrifice an end in itself otherwise how can
the EU possibly control individual lives and the means of production?
Ignore those critics who say that there is no evidence that Climate
Change is the result of man, or that C02 is not a pollutant. Climate
Change is my means to a political end. That is why I became an environmentalist,
my love of nature and power exceeds my love of humanity.
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